Oh man, I just remembered something that my friend, Billy, and I were talking about not too long ago:

Bruce Vilanch (ie, Hollywood Squares; and by the look of him, plenty of Baker Squares) probably gets laid all the time. He'll probably get more this year than I ever will in a lifetime. All because he is famous, funny, and often on tv.

That's pretty depressing to think about. (Although, since he's gay and I'm not, I will undoubtedly get more ladies than he will.)