Introducing the EVI, electronic valve instrument!

This is totally the most phallic instrument ever invented. If you've seen anyone play it, you might see why. A lot of jazz players have this instrument because it's easier to use this than carry around a case of various wind instruments/keyboards.

So much like a dick, though.

Since my obsession of ukulele music is growing, this is pretty awesome:

http://thebeatlescompleteonukulele.blogspot.com/


4 more years of songs, a new one each Tuesday (all of which are FREE!).

The debut album from Two Tongues (members of Say Anything and Saves The Day) leaked today and it's amazing. Definitely what I was expecting. Between that and The Rural Alberta Advantage, I'm going to have some good cds to listen to for the time being.

(((Originally meant to be posted like a week ago)))

Woah, I got a girlfriend! No clue yet as to how that happened. She's pretty amazing, though, and I am a lucky, very lucky man.


The short principal-lady on Kindergarten Cop is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE YODA.
Also, I think Clint Eastwood has a bit of a Batman voice in his newest movie.


Earlier today whilst eating the Most Delicious burrito at Bandit Burrito, I conversed with a Billiam Short as to the possible origins of the Ghostbusters. I figured the guys were all basically huge potheads in high school. How else would they have aspirations to "capturing ghosts and shit" with "wiggly lazers"? The more serious, less stoned versions of these guys could probably have been: a blues singer with an interest in the paranormal (Dan Aykroyd as Raymond Stantz), a more serious stoner (Bill Murray as Peter Venkman), a soul singer (Ernie Hudson as Winston Zeddemore), or a scientist (Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler). Oddly enough, though, three of the 4 Ghostbusters are officially doctors in the movie (even more interesting is the fact that the three white guys are doctors while the black Ghostbuster is not. Racism?).

Billy pointed out that the Ghostbusters can't cross their lazer streams. I bet they think this is hilarious, referring to male urination where there is the joke of "crossing streams" or "sword fighting." Makes sense; a bunch of guys being guys, turning the "lazer" into a phallic object.

So I was walking in the skywalks downtown and I thought of a new saying. This is for those times when you're walking with someone and you see a pretty lady. You look at her and say:

"I'd like to buy season tickets to THAT venue!"



I finally saw Grand Buffet (totally unexpected)!!! They were amazing. Girl Talk was pretty good, too, though I would have much rather seen a full set by Grand Buffet.



Here's a new addition--

Lame List for 01.11.09: Kathy Griffin, Kathy Griffin, Kathy Griffin

It's been a while since my last entry, so I think I'll have to do something to make it up to you, my loyal readers (if there really were such a thing).

To do this, I am going to start a "Lame List." I'm going to kick things off with 5(!) things!

Lame List:
12.22.08 - Gogurt!, Ally McBeal, Chris Angel, Chuck Norris jokes, papercuts

tonight i ate sushi and went ice skating with a pretty girl. she is superior because she only fell down once to my two times. my skates were too big so my ankles were all weak and stuff like a half hour into it. after i was done, my ankles were all sore and almost cut up.
then we went to the lift and each had one martini. it was nice to see her again, and hopefully there will be many other days to come for us to hang out.

tomorrow is christmas with my grandparents so they can jump the boat and head to texas from the end of the weekend through april.

i'm way too addicted to iminlikewithyou.com. they just added another game that i played a little bit of. it's a puzzle game where you put together a puzzle!