the nerds in my english class are always blown away when i talk about things like star wars, nintendo (or video games in general), or anything adult swim related.


today, the nerds and i were trying to remember what the mushroom in mario bros looked like, so i drew it for them and they were surprised (#1) that i knew and could draw it so quickly. then i told one of them that his mushroom looked more like boxy brown from aqua teen hunger force and he was blown away again (#2).

we started talking about how it seems like everything has a face on mario bros games. as the subject was almost exhausted, i dropped the big-surprise bomb (#3): i went on talking about how it was stupid for bullet bill to have arms. he's a bullet. what are his arms going to do? if i ever get shot at, i hope the bullets have arms and fists so they would punch me instead of kill me.

that's right, fools, i know my shit, too.



in unrelated news, i hate artie lange. he's kind of funny sometimes, but his humor is pretty gallagher-esque, "i hate fags"-type stuff that just ends up being annoying (gallagher as in the prop-comic, not noel gallagher, the musician). not to mention, if you're on the howard stern show, you're probably an asshole.