(((Originally meant to be posted like a week ago)))

Woah, I got a girlfriend! No clue yet as to how that happened. She's pretty amazing, though, and I am a lucky, very lucky man.


The short principal-lady on Kindergarten Cop is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE YODA.
Also, I think Clint Eastwood has a bit of a Batman voice in his newest movie.


Earlier today whilst eating the Most Delicious burrito at Bandit Burrito, I conversed with a Billiam Short as to the possible origins of the Ghostbusters. I figured the guys were all basically huge potheads in high school. How else would they have aspirations to "capturing ghosts and shit" with "wiggly lazers"? The more serious, less stoned versions of these guys could probably have been: a blues singer with an interest in the paranormal (Dan Aykroyd as Raymond Stantz), a more serious stoner (Bill Murray as Peter Venkman), a soul singer (Ernie Hudson as Winston Zeddemore), or a scientist (Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler). Oddly enough, though, three of the 4 Ghostbusters are officially doctors in the movie (even more interesting is the fact that the three white guys are doctors while the black Ghostbuster is not. Racism?).

Billy pointed out that the Ghostbusters can't cross their lazer streams. I bet they think this is hilarious, referring to male urination where there is the joke of "crossing streams" or "sword fighting." Makes sense; a bunch of guys being guys, turning the "lazer" into a phallic object.